International food retailers, “All You Can Eat, Inc,” chief products analyst, Jan Von De Burger, announced today, that following the recent Horse meat D N A findings; in some of “All You Can Eats’” retail food products. That further tests on other of their top selling products were also becoming suspect, when questioned further by the BBC correspondent, Jane Goodbody, Jan Von De Burger stated that. “The fruit and vegetable produce were also likely to reveal some remarkable results from DNA testing,” he went on “Tomatoes, for example, were found to contain traces of banana; apples contained; 5% pear DNA and, that “All You Can Eats’”, premium blend Tea, was in fact, coffee…….” more on this later.
Another, gentle, satirical imitation from; James A Bresco’s “For the Coffee Table series…”
Next on the Authors and Writers Blog Coffee table features;Frank Clement-Lorford, writes about; Alexis Soyer, a French Chef of the Victorian period; who was to become the most celebrated Chef of the era.